Photoshop Skills !~

For some strange reasons , i feel like improving my photoshop skills . Mabe because i got to much free times these days , @.@ . Anyway i made a comic strip that i want comments about ! ENJOY !~

My Trip to Pc Fair

On the very first day of August , I went to a PC Fair at KLCC !! I go there every 3 months to sastify my electronical needs !!! But there is something I regret , I din'nt take a camera !!!! So many EYE CANDIES  to see  . But it seems there are promoting their girls then their goods . The girls dress in CSO costume so DAMM HOT !~ , then there is the anti-virus AVIVA ............... dam la , their girl's wore pink nurse uniform with mini-skirts . . . . .  LOL !!

So we reached KLCC at 12 pm , walked for 4 hours ( DAM TIERD ) , sister bought a RM 1020 camera ( She bugged my dad ) , brothers buy USB controllers , and some other laptop stuff WHILE I got my mp3 !~~ .  It's a 8GB mp3 with Fm radio function and cost me only Rm199 !

 

Some Picture of my mp3 !!!~~~

My Chorus Speaking Competition At Subang Perade

My Chorus Speaking Competition At Subang Perade

Well ,  on 31 July 2009 , I represent my school for a Chorus Spaeking Competition at Subang Perade . Given the amount of time to practise and the INTELIGENCE of the team , i told myself we have a 1% chance of wining ............................. nah 0.001% sound better . Though i  sacrifice 50% chance to pass my Taekwondo exam , I decide to go for it ( as i cannot leave the team , teacher don't allow ) .

Our Arival !!!

Our Arival had shock the people in Subang Perade , weird looking peoplen in ties and a black blazer ............................ but ii must admit , i never look smarter !

We went the place where the competiton is held ( it beside Mc'Donalds ) while the muslims went for their prayers . The competition starts ar 2.30 !~~~ . We was the third school to perform , its actually a good thing .................... but after I saw the first and second team perform , all hope was lost . Heres a picture af  the Asaunta All Girl School .

Abit blur , far , not a good picture  . Well our performance sucked ! We were like talking robots compare to the rest of the schools !~ Haiz ................... Oh well now we can 'LEPAK' at Subang Perade . . .  

Haging out in Subang Perade with my friends ROCKZS !!! Some information are classified as we did some weird things i do not want to mention . . . . . . . .  But here is some picture we took ! :

   

               

               Hehe , we look like the Men In Blacks (MIB ) . The MIB Saving Subang Perade From Aliens Invading Earth .   

Well , there nothing intresting after that , so i will end by adding a few more pictures :   

                                                                                     

My Oral

My Oral 

Well , like all schools in Malaysia , all students must do an oral test twice a year . For my first oral , my teacher ask me to do a play about the book The Phantom Of The Opera , i did it with two of my classmates . We did chapter 9 and 10 where the hero , Raoul was tortured and bla bla bla so on , I got a 12/15 for this test . ( Many Thanks To Seri Nuralyia and Nurliyana )

For my second oral , i took an article about the new virus H1N1 from my friend's blog , i cut it short because it wass too long and to got only 1 day to remerise it . It went quite well as i got a 14/15 for it . This will not be possible if there wasn't you ! The all mighty TranzNeticz ! Many Thanks Once again !!!!!!!!

Now here the fun part , I tought what to do for my oral next year ! It might be to early , but u know what the wise man always say , "Fail to Prepare , Prepare to Fail" . The topic of my oral will be " 4 Best Ways to Kill a Person" . This is how it will be :

Of all the other millions way to kill someone , I had studied and choose the 5 best way to kill a person you realy , realy , REALY HATE . i choosed this 4 ways but a number of factors , Cleanliness ( you don't wanna make to much mess it will cause to much commotion ) , Convenience ( don't make too much troble just to kill someone ) , and Sastification ( where's the fun killing someone without enjoyong it ?? ) .

Beware ! To all those who want to try these 5 method , PLEASE  REMEMBER to wear gloves , hat , and a coverd body including the face ( just in case someone sees you or your plan failed ) . Olso make sure to make an albi so you won't be a suspect .

Ok ! One of the 4 ways to kill a person is ................. by poisoining them , there are many types of poison to choose from , quick-dead , slow-dead , VERY VERY SLOW AND PAINFULL DEAD and many more . I wolud sugest you to use a poison called AYLE ,  an extremely fast acting poison, for which there is no cure and death is although excruciatingly painful, nearly instantaneous. Ayle can be identified as an amber liquid, often with a white froathy "head" and reportedly smells "hoppy". Just inmagine , the look on their face when your victin drank a can of coke u offered and filled with poison on a very sunny day . Quick and easy , but the poison i recomend is quite rare , but any type of poison that kills is fine ! To your own prefrence how you want to kill your victim .

The second best way to kill someone is by hanging them . This method requiries a strong physical body as you need to carry someone and hang him . This method can be used when the victim is asleep ( use sleeping pills ) , or drunked ( Invite him to his/her last bar night ! ) . Hang him/her . Theres nothing better to hear the cries of begs comin out from ur victim before he/she inhale their few last breath . Now you must make it look like its sucide . The most important thing is an object that what seems the victim stand on in to commit sucide . If possible , make the victim ( with his own handwriting !!) write a message that looks like a will . Lock the door , exit the room and the job is done !! 

Comin next third on the list IS ............... theres no specific name but i will call it " THE SAHARA DESSERT " ( MUAHAHAHAHA ) !!! Invite your victim to a trip , which will cross any desert . Get a private plane bucause your gonna make him jump into the middle of no where . When you reached your ....... er ............. ( AH ) drop zone , the pilot will make an false alarm saying theres a technical problem and they need to drop some load . . . the pilot will continue saying some passengers will be dropped and recued later . For some strange reason , you and your victim are called to jump . Let your victim jump first and watch as the tiny dot of your victim vanquish FOREVER !! With out any supply , his body will suffer from dehydration in 2 days , his body will rot under the burning sun at the dessert . No body , bone burried under the sands, no evidence ........   . Kill the pilot if you do not belive in him . ( execpt the pilot wants the victim dead to ) .

We are at the end , and THE BEST METHOD TO KILL SOMEONE IS  ........................ using SYRINGES , for thoose who don't know what a syringes is , it is the needles that a doctor use to inject med direclty to your body . Do you know the most common way to cause brain dead ? It as easy as 1 , 2 , 3 .... by not giving it oxygen ............  . Injecting air to your blood system will create gaps . These gaps does not contain any oxygen therefore it is not supplying any oxygen to the brain . Fill the syringe with air and inject it to your victim a few times and u will get a dead man . You can use this method only when your victim is sleeping . Or , if your victim is patient , dress like a doctor and do the same ( No One Will Suspect You ) . The syringe are easily disposed so it will be hard to be traced too you !

Many Thanks to My Brother !! For his Inspiration !!

 

My First Blog !

Ello !~ after so long I plan to blog , I finnaly have the time to do some introduction ! For all readers in formation , I FAILED MY SPELLING !! Please excuse me for having poor spelling or grammers ! I will olso not use short forms as I am trying to improve my ENGLISH ( the internation language and third most used in the world ! ) . Olso , please forgive me for typing word that are impropriate or rude words ! ( not giving examples ) . ENJOY !